The whole moment of uniting cigarettes was about as dumb as it gets.

I kind of liked the conversation about chasing clouds away from the moon (and moonpeople chasing clouds away from their view of Earth), which thestuman... unflatteringly excerpts below. I also enjoyed the "Bad rice! Bad rice!" catchphrase.

One could, however, make a fun drinking game out of the number of times we hear the word Eurasian during the movie. As in, "I'm not Chinese; I'm Eurasian," and "What happens when he finds out you're Eurasian?"

If you add a drink for every remark about "your Chinese side and your European side" you could be quite blotto by the middle of the film.

This movie is terrible. Some of the "classic" lines: "I wonder if there are men on the moon who make noise to keep clouds away from us.", "I like it." and "You taste of salt."