Et Dieu... créa Brigitte Bardot

This movie is overhated, in my opinion. It looks beautiful and Bardot is explosive-- or at least makes me explode, wink wink, nudge nudge. Its sexual politics are dated as all hell, yeah. It's half a fucking century old, after all. It doesn't make it a horrible movie and I'm not horrible either for making that stupid joke about ejaculating.